May 2013
May 26th should be declared Bluth Day.
filialupum:
ever since i uninstalled missing-e, i can’t reply to posts asdkasdjsdka.
to yair: yay long-distance workout buddies!
tordles:
agithahime:
tordles:
agithahime:
a guy in my personal finance class swallowed a live goldfish whole in one of his classes and now he’s in the nurse’s office
keep me posted on what happens
he came back to class and he’s not saying anything he’s just got his head on his desk
i guess when someone goaded him to eat that fish he shouldnt have…. taken the bait
wheniswarped:
-annoying:
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
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existential crisis.
great.
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
I’m sitting here freaking out about my History Final and my Zune starts playing Everything is alright by Motion City Soundtrack.
This is a sign to quit studying now.
When I Take My City Friends Camping
ridingincarswithboyscouts:
a-study-in-gay:
gabul0sis:
like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
who wrote the story of my life
Wordwork Merit Badge
ridingincarswithboyscouts:
What if I went to Barnes and Nobles and in all of the 6th Harry Potter books first page I write.
“Dumbledore Dies.”
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
